the 5 rules of cheating

[Gast7058]

1. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen.

2. If you were drunk, high, or intoxicated in any way, it didn't happen.

3. If there were no witnesses, it doesn't count.

4. If you were in a different city, state, or area code, it doesn't count.

5. If you didn't make the first move, it doesn't count.


Thought we could (worst case) share some laughs or (best case) start fighting again.

[Alatorre]

Lol...

[jimbomatic]

6.if you didn't tell anyone ,it didn't happen

[kgirl]

6.if you didn't tell anyone ,it didn't happen

uh... only if the other person sticks to the same rule though

[WNC_Caniac]

7. if you don't get her pregnant it's not cheating.................. j/k

[Alatorre]

this is sooooo funny,,,, but just emagine u know ur hubby or bf is cheating...?!??!?!

[kgirl]

7. if you don't get her pregnant it's not cheating.................. j/k

uh... you really wanna go down THAT road?...
ok:

8. if you didn't catch anything it's not cheating

[Muus]

Thought we could (worst case) share some laughs or (best case) start fighting again.

I love that... thanks for sharing..