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  1. Men are happier ..... # 1
    Christoph_AWF

    Men are happier .....

    Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.

    Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

    Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.

    You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache..

    You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

    No wonder men are happier.

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  3. Men are happier ..... # 2
    Gothika
    http://www.tigeru.com/ftopict-811.html



    edit: Yes i am a happy man^^

  4. Men are happier ..... # 3
    Gast24074
    How true, how true. :-)

  5. Men are happier ..... # 4
    blue_phoenix
    It makes sense and containts some (scary) truthful facts, but I still feel I am happier lol

    You guys have to deal with us!!! Who is happier now?

  6. Men are happier ..... # 5
    Hilde
    Yup,

    muss ich gleich mal weiterleiten

  7. Men are happier ..... # 6
    armyspouse
    Zitat Zitat von blue_phoenix Beitrag anzeigen
    It makes sense and containts some (scary) truthful facts, but I still feel I am happier lol

    You guys have to deal with us!!! Who is happier now?


    Enough said.Sooo right!

  8. Men are happier ..... # 7
    ranita
    Zitat Zitat von Christoph Beitrag anzeigen

    Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
    Yeah right... My "happy hubby" seemingly considers his cell phone a body part - he can even dial the wrong number and still not get off the d*** thing for at least half an hour...

  9. Men are happier ..... # 8
    Harhir
    Zitat Zitat von Christoph Beitrag anzeigen

    The garage is all yours....
    That would be nice.... Where does all HER junk go she wants to keep but not in the house? Exactly........ in the garage.

    Fortunately our trash can is right outside the garage and after a few weeks that stuff will not be missed anyhow.

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