Two Women in Heaven

  1. #1 Two Women in Heaven

    Two Women in Heaven

    Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates and are comparing stories on how they died:

    1st woman: I froze to death.

    2nd woman: How horrible.

    1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

    2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

    1st woman: So what happened?

    2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

    1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer -- we'd both still be alive

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  3. #2 Two Women in Heaven

    Good one

  4. #3 Two Women in Heaven
    nice one.. ;-) LOL

  5. #4 Two Women in Heaven

    Grandma and the pill.........

    A doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired.

    At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.

    As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills.

    "Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?

    "Yes, they help me sleep at night."

    "Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep!"

    She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee.

    "Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks.........................and believe me, it helps me sleep at night."

    [You gotta love Grandmas!]

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